bonsai aphrodite

a blog about books, accordions, tom waits, hearts of gold, facial hair, and, increasingly, grammar.

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“Two dollar pistol but the gun won’t shoot.”

“Two dollar pistol but the gun won’t shoot.”

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better than any song about crimson and gray could ever be.

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yesssss.
and an amazing intro, too. 

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(i would sleep so well in this bed)

(i would sleep so well in this bed)

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Four times you drive around the block, the Porsche weaving in and out of the rain-slowed traffic like the essence of a Henry James sentence weaving in and out of prepositional phrases, dependent clauses, ad parenthetical asides (periodically hitting the brakes to avoid misplacing a modifier).
Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas by Tom Robbins
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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's a pretty obscure number; you've probably never heard of it.
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no really…

no really…